User:Phillimb/sandbox

Phillip Limb, born on December 23, 1994 is the reincarnation of Buddha. It is said, that on the night he was born, all the planets of in the soalr system aligned and God had an orgasm. Some believe that Jesus was true prophet of God, but infact, it is Phil. On the day of his birth, a new true religion called Philism was created and is known to be the only true religion in the world. Phil is currently a student at Osan American High, in South Korea, living undercover as an ordinary student. The truth is, throughout his life he had collected all the DragonBallz and wished to become God himself. Every night he answers the prayers of his followers and grants them good fortune. There is an urban legend that his sperm is so powerful that it could shoot to the sun and make it melt. When Phil does pushups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down. Phil once held the world up by doing a handstand on the South Pole. On command, Phil can make all the animals of the animal kingdom do his bidding.