User:Pigeon hunter

'''Yek Shemash, I am pigeon hunter...

If you are reading this, then my transmission worked,

and the notorious P.I.G.E.O.N. did not block my internet!

i am writing this message to warn the world about THE PIGEON!

Be on the look out, his clothes are out of style, he has glasses, he

is tall, and he is VERY scrawny. Be warned, he does not use a

regular fighting style, HE HAS A SUPER DUPER PIGGGGEEEON style. DO

NOT try to take him out alone, he has been known to run away, take a

shower, then come back later on in the day! also be warned... he

picks his BEAK!

But now, things have changed. He has 2 girlfriends (amazingly)...

One of them is his sister hahahahaha

The other one is his teacher hahahahahahaha

and he had a horrible fight in a strip club.

They said that he was too ugly of a stripper... And his girlfriends said he was too ugly of a boyfriend... so he went to jail... He now has a beautiful girlfriend...



...Her name is Ted'''