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= Didibah =

Overview
The Didibah are a small group of people that can be found near the human town of Didiba in the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). They may often be mistaken for human children, as the average height is only that of a baby.

Language
The Didibah have a complex language that could, if heard by an untrained astrobiologist, sounds somewhat like they are making it up on the spot. It is therefore difficult to understand and impossible to translate. Astrobiologists believe that they can only translate names. This is still an uncertain area of Didibah culture, but all Didibah appear to share the same name: Didiba. The language appears to focus, not on syntax, but on intonation only. It is logical to assume that 'Didiba' may be pronounced in thousands of different forms. This has led the scientists to believe that they either possess a type of Universal Translation technology to distinguish what another Didiba may be saying, or that they simply don't bother: they may have a society based on anarchy. There is also a theory that the plural of their names is Didibah, and the singular is Didiba.

Diplomatic Relations
As unlikely as it may sound, the Didibah are at war with a race that refer to themselves as Asparagians. According to the rare and fleeting eyewitness accounts provided by Didibah, the Asparagians bear a striking resemblance to spears of Asparagus.

To be continued...