User:Pimples On The Booty

Pimples on the booty is what you find when you do a "search". I have confirmed my findings with world renowned inspector Gordon Sumner. The booty is also a place where tongue "Sting" can happen aka the "black kiss". I understand that for dome of you out there, I am not showing you anything new. Something to consider when "searching for pimples on the booty" if you are un certain how long it has been since the booty was cleaned, you may be in danger. WARNING: Dumper may snap at any given moment, leaving something to clean for the approximate price of $2. NOTE: It is okay to get "Tongue Sting" after the blow hole has errupted, you may experiance mild to severe tongue sting, kind of like the differance between mild and spicy food. I do recommend you keep Binaca on hand to clear up the dragon breath that is inevetable whit an unclean sphincter.

Some people ask, "why not falatio" the reason is with Falatio you can pretend its something else, but with tongueing a dumper....you know it's a dumper. See some people like to throw real lightly under handed or a "toss" this can be with either a ball, or trash or even a Salad. Some people use Jelly, some Use Syrup. Sumner uses Wauta, because it wont hurt you.

Wauta is what you use when you aint got no miwk. The typicall reason for the miwk or milk being depleted is that every time I come into the kitchen, you in the kitchen, in the Got-Damn refridgerator eating all the hog maw all the pork chops, all the pig feet. I want some pork chops, I like Pig Feet.

Please make sure if at night BEFORE you go to bed TAKE OUT THE TRASH, cause in the morning If I find you didn't you better be awake cause if you are sleeping, I will knock you upside the head with a left hook.

We have reached a point in our topic where we kind of got off on a tangent. We need to live to fight another day! Just remember if you see a dumper and you really want to search for the pimples on the booty, just ask. You will Win some and you Will Lose some, but at the end of the day you will live!

Keep the fight alive, GET UNITED, GET SUCKER USED, GET LID,

DO NOT GET ALL GATES!!!!!!!