User:Pineapple chan

Ever wonder how to cut a pineapple? Yeah well me to so I decided to try it and her is how I did it.

Step 1:first you go to your local store. Then you go to the grocery department and look for the pineapples. You wanna make sure you get the right pineapple for you look around don’t be afraid of people staring at you. After you find that one special pineapple then you go and check it out. Step one is complete be proud of yourself.

Step 2:take the pineapple home. Set it on a freshly cleaned surface and then you wanna make sure it is comfortable. And then you wanna take a nice look at the pineapple and admire it. You wanna feel the pineapple. You wanna be the pineapple. It’s great to understand the pineapple to but understanding it is just a suggestion.

Step 3:say bye bye to the pineapple you once knew. You get a knife or sharp object And cut the top off of the pineapple. And then after this you cut the sides off it it. And then you have it folks! A fresh cut pineapple!

step 4:enjoy that fresh cut pineapple,giver yourself a pat on the back you earned it.