User:Piotr Guzal/sandbox

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 * Німеччинакуля - My great German friend who is my important economic and military partner. But your government is very friendly with vodka...
 * Молдовакуля - We are good trading partners that give each other economic privileges. Instead of giving areas to you (which will harm my reputation), you are welcome to the Black Sea for cooperation. Also a member of GUAMball. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my area! Their previous president was a Russophile! I'm glad it's gone. Also, their new president, Sandu, is visiting me at the start of next year. It also supports me on Crimeaball.
 * Рохінджакуля - Stop supporting Cataloniaball and hating my friend  Israelcube. But know we both hate  Myanmarball.
 * Румуніякуля - We both hate Russiaball and can into friends, but please talk to me about your canal. I want to see the canal. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my areas! It also recognizes  Crimeaball as being part of my clay! Also, ПІВНІЧНА БУКОВИНА IS MINE AND SO IS ZMIYINYY ISLAND, SO SHUT UP.
 * Індонезіякуля - it has its own embassy in my clay,  like its culture. It hates  Myanmarball for a different reason. I don't know why it is a Vodka lover for the same reason many of my citizens like its language.
 * Італіякуля - It hates EUball and  Germanyball and it likes  Russiaball, but at least it supports me on  Crimeaball. By the way, thank you for liking our Eurovision 2021 entry! Yours deserved victory too!
 * Туніскуля - 1-0 I defeat you but stop hating Spain, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Azerbaijan. Also, stop supporting Palestineball, or I will never be your friend. Anyways, thanks for recognizing Crimeaball as my clay.
 * Угорщинакуля and Словаччинакуля - Although we usually maintain good relations nowadays,  ZAKARPATTIABALL IS MINE AND NOT YOURS YOU TWO! (I mean, there weren't many Slovaks in that region anyway)    
 * Бразиліякуля - A wild nation who has a fine relationship with me. Please establish a better relationship with me. You may be a member of the PRICKS, but at least you don't recognize Crimea as part of Russia. I will not come to Brazil, ХАХАХАХАХАХАХА! But I got rekt and lost by the stupid Baguette by 7-1 in 2020!!
 * Hue??!! What!! Another 7-1 friend?
 * Yes, I got destroyed by Stupid Baguette by 7-1
 * Hue yes, I got destroyed too by Idiot beer
 * So we friends
 * Yes HUEHUEHUEHUE!!
 * XAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
 * and : HONHONHONHONHON, HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!!
 * and : Oh no *Runs Away*
 * Малайзіякуля - Yuo're cool dude, but I don't steal flag of your child Perlisball! And I don't crush yuor Boeing. It is  Philippinesball's sibling too and please dont helping Palestineball ok.
 * Іраккуля - Just like Syriaball and  Iranball, it is a Vodka lover but at least not an ally of them and you do not recognize  Crimeaball as part of  Russiaball. It is also friends with some Burger allies (especially  Australiaball,  Japanball, and  South Koreaball).
 * Коханець р*сії - Stop supporting Vodka or otherwise, I'll change my status! And by the way, Verka Serduchka is better than Marija Šerifović and should've won Eurovision instead of it! I heard about Crimeaball calling  Vojvodinaball Hungarian. And I'm sorry for booing your anthem.
 * Йобана маріонетка - It wondered why I betrayed him. I only "betrayed" Russiaball because it stole  Crimeaball, wages wars in my eastern clay and treating me like shit overall! At least you did not steal any clay of mine. You are OK... For the time being. Join me and please stop supporting  Russiaball.
 * Кримкуля - Was annexed against its will. Russiaball is responsible for this not him. I don't blame him. Come back to me soon... Also, no water for yuo, since you just love being Russian.
 * Косовокуля - Despite that I don't recognize you, I like you because you recognize Crimea as mine. Psst, If it starts getting close with that bully, I might recognize yuo, don't worry.
 * Болгаріякуля - Many Bulgarians live in my clay, mostly in my Odesa and Zaporizhzhia oblasts, but stop being friends with Russiaball, or I'll be not your friend! At least it recognizes  Crimea as mine.
 * Іспаніякуля - 0-4 NEVER FORGET! But is fine because you recognize Crimeaball as mine and we both hate South Africaball. I even don't support Cataloniaball's independence, and we both hate separatists, but stop hating Albaniaball!
 * Албаніякуля - Am sorry for not recognizing Kosovoball, but why did you kick Taiwanball in UN on 1971? But at least we both hate Iranball.
 * Вірменіякуля - Friends with Russia and recognizes Crimea as Russian clay. We both got betrayed by vodka throughout history. You're just strange and I feel sorry for you. And you give the world Kardashians.
 * Пакистанкуля - Is a good friend of mine and I give him my T-84s and it gives me economic aid. But I partly hate him because it is a Vodka puppet.

Enemies/Вороги

 * Russiaball -  ТИ ВИРОДОК! ТИ ЗАБРАВ У МЕНЕ КРИМ ТА ПОЧАВ ВІЙНУ НА СХОДІ! ТЕПЕР Є БАГАТО АНІМАЦІЙ, ДЕ ТИ МЕНЕ ОБРАЖАЄШ ТА ЗАВОЙОВУЄШ МЕНЕ НА КАРТАХ, А ТАКОЖ МЕНЕ НЕНАВИДЯТЬ УСІ ТВОЇ ДРУЗІ, ЯКИМ Я НІЧОГО НЕ ЗРОБИВ! І ВСЕ ЦЕ ЧЕРЕЗ ТЕБЕ! ТИ АГРЕСОР! ЗДОХНИ, КУРВО!  My "sibling" and neighbor to the Northeast. We are really complicated in our relationship. At first, it gave me thirsty Crimeaball, and we were friends during the Soviet years. After Soviet Unionball's collapse, I gave it its nukes back, and it promised not to take any of my lands. But after all of these years of friendship and cooperation, it attacked me! (But now I know your true form, and you are not my sibling anymore!!!) It took Crimeaball in 2014 I'm glad that Crimean Referendum is considered illegal and invalid by the world, and has previously started a War in Donbass. Yes, I tried, but PLEASE give me Crimea back, get your troops out of my eastern clay, better fuck off from my sight, and most importantly, NEVER COME BACK EVER AGAIN!!! DIE!!!!!  AND ALSO FUCK WHAT PUTIN SAYS
 * Burundiball, Cambodiaball,  Myanmarball,  Laosball - Please stop recognizing  Crimeaball as part of  Russiaball, you poor beggars!
 * Venezuelaball, Nicaraguaball,  Cubaball,  Syriaball,  Sudanball,  North Koreaball, and  Zimbabweball  - More slaves of  Russiaball and they recognize  Crimeaball as a part of  Russiaball. Stop it!
 * Somaliaball - Why did you withdraw your recognition?!!
 * Джордж Сорос - Most of my citizens really hate you, Hungarian Businessman.
 * Iranball - ТИ СУЧИЙ ИН! ТИ ЗБИВ МІЙ БОЇНГ 737, вбивши мій екіпаж і 63 КАНАДЦЯ!! ЧОМУ ТИ ЦЕ ЗРОБИВ? ТЕПЕР МИ ТАКЕ З ТОБОЮ ЗРОБИМО! КАНАДА ЗАБЕЗПЕЧЕНА ЗА ТЕБЕ! Оскільки йому доводиться покладатися на допомогу Америки та України через відсутність стосунків між Канадою та Іраном, що ти повинен сказати?! Я ОБОВ'ЯЗУЮ ДІЗНАТИСЯ, ЯКИЙ ІРАНЕЦЬ ЦЕ ЗРОБИВ!! ТАКОЖ, ДЯКУЮ, ЩО ТИ ПОШИРЮЄШ COVID-19 В ЄВРОПУ!! Well, I accepted your apology then, BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET IT!!! 
 * Даунбас - The death of Alexander Zakharchenko is your doing and yuo are responsible for it! Смерть сєпарюги захарченка це ваше діло і винні в цьому ви! DUMBases!
 * Лугандон - Using a communist sign, huh? Who are you anyway?
 * Palestineball - I recognize you, but now you are a Russian puppet. Also a fake country who recognize Crimeaball as Russian clay! Go back to  Israelcube then!
 * Indiaball, Chinaball, and  South Africaball - You need to give me more bilateral relationships. Update your agreements please. Also Crimeaball belongs to me, not Russiaball. But  india hates  Dim sum ok. Знищити  цеглу БРІКС! Найгірший альянс!
 * Kyrgyzstanball and Ugandaball - They recognize the Crimean "Referendum", which is pretty ugly and stupid..
 * Нідерландикуля - I don't care that you're with EU, you're a vodka lover. I won't forgive yuo for the 2016 referendum!
 * Ляйпцігкуля - Flag stealer!!!
 * Придністров'якуля - Communist riverline area that used to be part of me until the Soviets named it the Moldovan Autonomous Area during the 1920s, then stole Romania's area and proclaimed it Moldovaball. It then left in the 1990s, started a war, became friends with the Russians, and blamed Moldovaball and me for the trouble. YEAH, WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR COUNTRY! I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING YOU IN!!
 * СРСРкуля - YUO MONSTER! YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY CULTURE AND MY NATION!! IT IS BECAUSE OF YOUR LEGACY I CAN'T BE A BETTER COUNTRY!! YUO KILLED MY PEOPLE BACK IN 1932-1933!! I sleep better knowing that you're burning in hell! хахахахахахахахахаха. But the funny thing is most of the Soviet leaders were Ukrainian, and from my clay and I was an industrial powerhouse during your time. But still, never forget the Holodomor and all those famines and other persecutions you unleashed on me.
 * Нацики - You may have fought against the Soviets, but I still hate you for the war crimes you committed. Enjoy your stay in hell FUCKER! And no people, UPA fought AGAINST those savages!
 * Vladimir  ХУЙЛО ЛАЛАЛАЛАЛАЛА  Putin - YOU UNETHICAL PRESIDENT! HOW DARE YOU INVADE ME WHILE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? YOU WANT MY ATTENTION?! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BE THE NICEST SLAV IN THE WORLD AND SHOW OFF MY BILINGUALISM IN UKRAINIAN AND RUSSIAN AND BE BETTER THAN YOU!!! 
 * ISISball - REMOVE JIHAD!!!!!
 * Western Saharaball - Yuo are a part of Moroccoball AND THAT'S FINAL!!
 * Каддафі - I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD VODKA PUPPET! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
 * Englandball - I WANTED TO WIN THE EUROS!!! 4-0 NEVER FORGET!!! Fuck yuo Harry Kane!!!
 * Nikocado Avocado - BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? YUO ARE NOT A REAL MUKBANGER YUO JUST WANT TO BE FAT, AND YOU THINK YOU OF SKINNY!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK YUO ARE 99.3% UKRAINIAN; AT LEAST TRY SPEAKING SOME UKRAINIAN FOR ME BITCH!! I HOPE MY PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE LIKE YUO!!
 * MBC - Why did you make some stereotype about me in Olympics?!
 * Petro Poroshenko - Overpromised and underdelivered. Yuo had so much potential to be of best president ever, but yuo blew it all away. Freezing the war only made things worse. The economy is of shit, makes me the unhappiest country in Europe, corruption is still at large, and I don't see the reforms - it's like Yanukovych but with a pro-EU coat of paint! Oh, and now I have to pay debts to IMF... That's it, I'm voting for Zelensky!
 * VZelensky - THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER, even worse than Yanukovych and Kuchma COMBINED! YUO WERE ONLY ELECTED BECAUSE POROSHENKO WAS A COWARD!!!

Regionballs

 * The West:
 * Lviv Oblastball
 * Ivano-Frankivsk Oblastball
 * Ternopil Oblastball
 * Zakarpattya Oblastball
 * Chernivtsi Oblastball
 * Volyn Oblastball
 * Rivne Oblastball
 * The Center/North:
 * Kyiv Oblastball
 * Kyivball
 * Cherkasy Oblastball
 * Chernihiv Oblastball
 * Kirovohrad Oblastball
 * Zhytomyr Oblastball
 * Vinnytsya Oblastball
 * Khmelnytskyi Oblastball
 * Poltava Oblastball
 * Sumy Oblastball
 * The South:
 * Dnipropetrovsk Oblastball
 * Zaporizhzhya Oblastball
 * Odessa Oblastball
 * Mykolayiv Oblastball
 * Kherson Oblastball
 * Crimeaball
 * The East:
 * Kharkiv Oblastball
 * Donetsk Oblastball
 * Luhansk Oblastball

Trivia/Дрібниці

 * Its biggest defeat in football was 7-1 to Franceball in Europe Qualification world cup 2022 on October 7, 2020. This is the same score where  Brazilball got its biggest defeat by 7-1 to  Germanyball.
 * It was the world's least happiest nation in Europeball.
 * It has the world's deepest metro station in its capital.
 * They remember about 1986 when a nuclear power plant was blown in its clay.
 * It hates it when someone says Crimeaball is  Russiaball.
 * USAball sometimes confuses Ukraineball as UKball because its name starts with U and K and ends with "raine."

How to draw
Drawing Ukraineball is very simple:
 * 1) Draw a circle
 * 2) Then draw a blue /yellow stripe in the center and then color the flag.
 * 3) Put eyes, and you're finished.

Gallery
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