User:Piratingthechick

A girl, a myth, a legend...

Once thought to originate from lands far far away, it has recently been discovered that this creature resides in the eastern US.

Those lucky enough to spot this creature will know why it is so elusive, and why it is so special.

With a diet devoid of meat and dairy, this being has none of the usual traits of those residing in small towns, the double chin, spare tire, or extreme excess body fat. Tall and slenderish, the creature is a sight to behold.

A unique laugh and loud manner, it is easy to spot a Piratingthechick. But take caution, the Piratingthechick will remain unaware to your presence. It is only interested in one thing, and that is her mate, the ever elusive Wattw. A brief description of a Wattw can be found here www.wowwiki.com/wattw. A sight to be seen, at 5'11", 140lbs, with distinct markings, Wattw is beauty in motion. The Piratingthechick and Wattw make quite a pair. Both are a unique specimen of geek, for they have none of the trade-mark characteristics, but posses a unique stylishness and are quite keen.

What will the future hold for this charismatic duo? Natural bodily functions, thats what. Poop.