User:Pissper

Pissper (Jasper) is a dog which lives in Armagh, Northern Ireland. Its owner is Simon who lives in the same house as the dog along with his family.

Pissper can be frequently found in the garage sitting on his bed, with his bone and rope. Pissper can be also found infront of a warm heater laying down to keep himself warm.

The dog has had many famous journeys in Simons car to Jordans house where it has ran loose and sniffs for bombs, the dog has been to Sheffield where it has learnt the art of "Sheffield Jumping" which the dog was inspired by the song Sheffield Jumpers - Jump with me. Lastly, the dog went down to Jordans house to collect him and his Girlfriend Louise when Simon braked hard and the dog hit its head against the dash board.

Paul is a keen fan of the dog and if you talk to him about Pissper he can tell you many stories about the dog which has happend when he visited Northern Ireland. He recently watched the dog go into a cupboard and then he mentioned "trapsper" which is one of the many different names which the dog has been called since the whole Pissper thing started to accelerate madly with laughter and jokes about the dog. Pauls main aim is to kill the dog, make it sheffield jump, make it smoke and also when the dog eventually dies to give the dog a full military funeral.

Many of the dogs names are called :

Pissper, Jumpsper, Trolleysper, Drunksper, Sniffsper, Sheffieldsper, Bombsper, Carsper, Taxisper, Greetsper, Beepsper, Salutesper, Marchsper, Barksper, Woofsper, Runsper, Chasesper, Bottlesper, Opensper, Smokesper, Sitsper, Seatsper, Teddysper, Bobbysper, Kicksper, Punchsper, Flysper, Smashsper, Ferretsper, Shootsper, Helmetsper, Bathsper, Paddlesper, Yelpsper.