User:Pixyspoxey/Sausage king of Waleska

The Sausage King of Waleska is thought of as a mild mannered man of "God" like stature. Some people say he doesn't exist and others say he can only be found where the land and the water meet. In fact he does exist and technically he can be found where the water and the land meet, and that body of water is in the North Georgia Mountains. His real name is The King and he resides in a swingers senior community located somehwere in the mountains of North Georgia. During his younger years he was known to be found hanging around Barbeque pits, hog farms and small time breweries in his home state of Mississippi. During this time he studied the art of sausage making and brewing delicous micro brews. As he grew up the towns folk from where he grew up knew he couldn't be tamed so they auctioned off the town hall clock to fund The Kings move to the big city of Atlanta Georgia where he could roam the city in search of new and finer sausages. When The King first came to the city he had trouble finding work as a master brewer and no one trusted the "Sausage Kings" sausage making talents as no one from Mississippi had ever been known to make any decent sausage before. Jerky maybe, but everyone thought that good sausage had to come from a land with plenty of space for the pigs to grow, and Mississippi is not such a place.

The next few years were a roller coaster ride as The King lost his job a few short years after moving to Georgia.

While this might have been a huge set back for most people The King took the time off to perfect his aging brewing techniques. The King spent the time off to consult with his Sons about how to correctly cook the sausage so as not to burn or dry it out. Here is a picture of The King and his sons at one such meeting.

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Shortly after The King lost his job at the airlines he started working as a waste engineer. It has been time well spent working as a port-a-poty sucker. He has devised new ways to cook sausage using not only a charcoal mesquite mix, but also using wood scrounged from the surrounding area near the Swingers Compound. He has even manned the cockpit of the world's most advance tactical fighter aircraft while working for the waste company. A feat that few people have completed or even dreamed of. While in the fighter aircraft he had a sausage epiphany and devised the best way to place sausages on the grill. You can see in the picture below the way he cooks sausage using his new technique.

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The only barbeque that The King uses is a Weber grill. Known to men as the top grill choice of true Americans. Legend has it that The King can turn Non-Weber grills to rust just by looking at them. If you happen to be one of the lucky people to ever see The Kings home, it looks like a big smoker grill from the outside, and smells of dry rub and mesquite on the inside. While there be sure to see the picturesque fire place in the Great room / Chef's kitchen and maybe if you are one of the extremely lucky people you might even get to see the 6 person solid gold elevator, with it's own grill inside, that is rumored to have been forged with Thor's hammer by the Sausage King himself.