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Austen Ken-Lee Goodling

Birthday: April 18, 1883 - April 18, 2024

Looks: Crescent moon face shape, bright purple orbs, his hair in a messy bun (he’s not like other guys), he wears baggy sweatshirts with leggings (Lululemon), does NOT own a Stanley, in love with one direction, and likes making gacha stories.

Goodling is formally known for many things such as being a teacher of the 14th grade, being in a child gang in the 60’s, and living to be 141 years old. Goodling was a fighter, teacher, singer songwriter, a huge part of history, and an arsonist.

Some of his great achievements include beating up Logan Paul, witnessing a house fire, causing said house fire, making many songs, being casted at the baker from into the woods and the demogorgan in Stranger things.

Growing up

Goodling grew up in the Roman Empire being raised by Caesar Augustus because his parents left him at a young age. By the age of three Goodling and Alex Swavley build the first pyramid. He would continue to grow up in the pyramid with Caesar Augustus and Swavley. When he was six years old he helped John Wilkes booth assassinate Abraham Lincoln then three years later at the age of twenty-six killed Johny F. Kennedy. When he was twelve he sneezed and accidentally painted the Statue of Liberty green. His defense statement in court was, “He’s so sigma now!”

His Life in his 70’s

Goodling joined a child gang at the ripe age of seventy seven. This was in the 1960’s where children definitely, one hundred percent, had gangs. He went by Two-Bit Matthew’s during this timeline. Some of his favorite pastimes was beating up children and setting churches on fire. He once got a two in one and killed a child while burning down the church. One day after the combo, he found a friend of the kid who he killed in the church. Goodling was a police officer and decided to shoot the kid and emote on his dead body. The kids name was Dallas Winston (Junipers Husband). (YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND IN THE CHURCH 😡😡😡) With all that criminal record and his hatred for kids he somehow became a teacher.

Life as a secret alpha wolf

Goodling who was a teacher through the day, had a secret. He became an alpha at night. At night, he would wait for the full moon.. then his true form would come out. An alpha wolf. He would lead his wolf pack to the graves of the children he killed and hit the griddy as a wolf. Goodling and Swavley would griddy together all night until it was time for Goodling to have his Dunkin. A large dragon fruit refresher, light iced, and exactly 34°F.

His villain arc

One day during rem in 14th grade, a student, Gavin Vazquez knocked over his large dragon fruit refresher, light iced, and exactly 34°F. “NO MY DUNKIN!!” Goodling screamed out as his Dunkin spilled out on the floor. He glared at Vazquez as if he had just killed his entire family. Goodling was so mad that his alpha wolf started to show. He howled at Vazquez. Vazquez timbers were shivered. After that night Vazquez went missing and Goodling was never the same.

His relationship with Albert einstine

(They kissed once with socks on. So NO homo) He was also there for his last words and can speak all languages so he knows what he said but whenever asked he just says, “Skibidi Gyat Ohio Rizz!!”

Dream and The Fanfics

Goodling is a Dream fanatic. Everyday to start off class he sings Mask by Dream. As he is an avid Wattpad user, he likes to write fan fiction and often reads it. He loves dream so much that he got plastic surgery to look just like him.

Happy birthday and death Mr G

- From, your Super sigma Favorite students. (Junie and Kaylee)