User:Plasticbagparachute

Mr. Plastic Bag Parachute is an intellectual man with many interests ranging from music to music. He enjoys the odd drink or five and sadistic irony. He is 18. He is a proud Canadian/Irishman. He plays the guitar, with a vengance. Everything you will ever need to know about him, apart from his name is listed on the right, left, centre, up, down, inside-out, roundaboout, backwards, forwards and futurewards.

Rumours go that I once used to floss my teeth, having found myself completely out of suspicions.