User:Plewda2011

Plewda2011 is the online alias used by Daniel is his search for a pink elephant. He has been a passionate pink elephant searcher since the age of 3. '''

Religious Views
''' Daniel is a devout worshiper of Omnom, the great god of cutting ropes, and the very hairy caterpillar. '''

Early years
''' Daniel was a normal child until his third birthday, when he had an epiphany and started his lifelong quest for the elusive pink elephant. He had a brief education at school from the ages of 13-18 after which he eagerly returned to his quest. '''

Search for the Pink Elephant
''' He refuses to comment on how his quest is going but does say that he although he has never actually seen it, he has seen conclusive evidence to prove its existence. He claims it has a habit of teleporting from 5 star hotel to 5 star hotel, and therefore he follows were he believes it has been and has stayed hotels such as the really nice one in Dubai and other really good ones whose names now escape me. His quest is sponsored by the pink elephant society who pay his all of the costs he incurs, including accommodation and first class travel around the globe.

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