User:Plutonical/Newcomer friendly page

'''Attention Newcomers: This is not a serious page. It has been archived to user namespace to avoid deletion. This was meant to satirize what the original editor perceives as bad assistance to newcomers and should NOT be taken seriously. ☢️Plutonical☢️ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ  15:34, 28 January 2022 (UTC)'''

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