User:Plzbread

moomooistan is a country in the middle of russia so tiny maps just dont have it. moomooistan has no capital and a very long and uncomplicated history. moomooistan's flag represents cows and russia. the cow on the flag represents cows and the red, white and blue represent russia.moomooistan's offical anthem is called "crank dat" by soulja boy. it's official language is russian and its motto is "ешь обезьян и получай их силу which roughly translates to eat monkeys and gain strength.

Category:Satire by country Category:Fiction