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Edward Mayberry Halley IV

underwater diving deaths

Born in Laurel, MD on the 13th of September 1987. Edward, also known as Teddy, grew up in a small suburban neighborhood in Lisbon, MD. He lived a relatively uneventful life, punctuated by brief fits of immorality and minor criminal offenses involving blackpowder and various inflammable objects. He went on to enroll in Virginia Tech as a Civil Engineer, with great hopes of improving the countries sewage systems. Unfortunately his promising carreer was brought to an end the 10th of March in a horrific diving related accident. On Spring break in Jamaica after consuming a large quantity of jerk chicken and attempting an ascent without a safety stop, the gas expanded in his stomach and exploded outwards, rupturing his large intestine and filling the briney water with blood and fecal matter. As the life drained from him, a school of sharks caught wiff of this tragedy and began to circle in. The grim events that followed are best left unreported.