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Let's Do This Again

 * Special Guest Starring: Niecy Nash as Denise Hemphill, Sarah Paulson as Maple Strauss, and Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Inglewood
 * Guest Starring: Cameron Diaz as Mrs. Inglewood, Portia Doubleday as Thea Brutsworth, Kaitlin Doubleday as Leona Brutsworth, and Adam DeVine as Michael

Synopsis
1989...

The Inglewood Forest Zoo sat quietly at the top of a small plateau. On one side of the plateau, one would gaze out onto the city of Glen Haven and on the other side of the plateau was the large, gloomy expanse that became known as Inglewood Forest. Inglewood Forest Zoo was home to several exciting species of domesticated animals: the Duroc Pig, two Hampshire Pigs, the Mulefoot Pig, the British Lop Pig, and the Large Black Pig. In addition to the wide variety of zoological attractions present at this menagerie, there resided the owner of the zoo, a man by the delightfully refreshing name of Inglewood. Mr. Inglewood and his wife, Tabitha Inglewood, lived in a cottage down the hill from the zoo. Their cottage was located on the wooded side of the zoo's perch and, save for the two residents themselves, no person knew the exact location of this mysterious, wooden cottage. Mr. and Mrs. Inglewood really had no true affection toward each other. Their marriage was solely a monetary one. Since Mrs. Inglewood's family was known for their riches and wealth, Mr. Inglewood married her for the money and unknowingly came into the possession of her family's main stream of income: Inglewood Forest Zoo. Unfortunately, zoos were beginning to become very unsavory for many Americans who were influenced by the recent outburst of animal activism; this outburst brought the zoo tumbling down into the ditches of nothingness. But, at least Mr. Inglewood had the wealth he'd always wanted. The animals didn't matter.

At Inglewood Forest Zoo, there was always a routine. The zoo's employees would arrive at ten in the morning from Glen Haven, unlatch the gate, and take their positions. Michael, the ticket salesman, would take up his position at the ticket booth and wait until the first customer arrived. His job was fairly easy. But on some days, there would be an unexpected rush of customers. For example, on a gloomy Friday morning, instead of the normal flow of zero customers, Michael found that he had to sell a ticket to one whole customer! As he spotted the man plodding up the hill, he gasped, straightened his clothing and his hair, and fumbled around his booth looking for a ticket to sell. It turned out to be the mailman and not a customer. But, regardless, it was still a difficult day for Michael due to such an aversion from routine.

After Michael would take his seat in the sales booth, the Brutsworth Twins would proceed to the various animal exhibits to feed, groom, and pick up after the assortment of domesticated species residing at the zoo. Thea Brutsworth worked with the two Hampshire Pigs and the Duroc Pig, while Leona Brutsworth toiled away with the Mulefoot, British Lop, and Large Black Pigs. It was a hard job.

While his three employees worked hard, Mr. Inglewood would always arrive exactly at noon and head straight into a little blue trailer on the side of the zoo closest to the woods. He called this trailer his office. But, it was a unique kind of office. Usually, an office is used for consulting patients or other clients, but Mr. Inglewood's office was for his work only. Even his wife wasn't allowed in. Anyway, he sat in his office and didn't come out until lunchtime, which was five past noon. After sharing a silent, fifteen-minute lunch break with his three employees, he would go straight back to his office. During this entire routine, Mrs. Inglewood had managed to develop her own habits. Though she didn't do any actual work at the zoo, she was always seen walking through the gate on the far side of the zoo at twenty past noon every day. She would stride solemnly in her raven-colored dress--for she and her husband always wore black--across the zoo's premises, out of the front gate, and down into town. At one-thirty in the afternoon, she returned with a daily supply of shopping bags full of groceries, lunch for tomorrow, and black outfits of the latest style.

This routine was never absent from the grey lives of these five humans at the zoo, though the animals had gotten used to this pattern as well. But, on a cloudy grey morning in May, things took an unexpected turn. Michael, Thea, and Leona arrived at the front gate at ten in the morning and unlatched the gate. Michael hurried over to the ticket booth and immediately began looking for miscellaneous scraps of paper he could call tickets. Thea headed over to the Duroc Pig, put on some gloves, and began her usual task of picking up any thick brown substances she could find. Since these objects were neither solid nor liquid, she often found it difficult to gather her fingers around the entirety of its bulkiness, but when she tried using a sponge, she found herself submerged to her elbow in gunk. Leona, watching her sister's momentary struggle, decided to save the cleaning tasks for later and, instead, began scooping pellets of brown, unappetizing food into a brown, unappetizing bowl for the Large Black Pig. It was not a fun job, but it was one that she and her sister had had about a year of practice with. Michael had been hired around the same time too. Because of this, they were all well aware that something was amiss when their normal routine went awry.

Mr. Inglewood arrived at noon and headed straight into his office. This seemed all normal, but to the three employees who knew him ever so well, something appeared different: his attire. He was wearing a dark brown suit. Due to how far away he was, Leona had to ask her sister if what she was seeing was real. When her sister nodded, Leona decided to leave her current task and alert Michael of the news. Michael responded similarly and advised her to keep working, suggesting that this occurrence was perhaps an accident. Unfortunately, this wasn’t the extent of the extraordinary happenings of the day.

Lunch had just ended. It was twenty past noon. Nothing happened.

Over the next few days, Michael, Thea, and Leona combined forced to discover what had been the origin of Mrs. Inglewood’s disappearance. They finally established that that foul play was involved and collectively decided to confront their boss about the mishap. They did so and didn’t achieve any new information from the confrontation. The night after their meeting with their boss, Thea packed up her cleaning supplies and headed toward Michael’s booth to alert him that their hours had ended. She expected Leona to follow, but what she didn’t know was that Leona lay lifeless next to a large black pig. As Thea and Michael left the zoo, assuming Leona had left earlier, a large black car sped straight into her. Both twins lay dead that night while Michael ran to find the police.

Where Pigs Fly

 * Special Guest Starring: Niecy Nash as Denise Hemphill, Sarah Paulson as Maple Strauss, Charisma Carpenter as Mrs. Herfmann, and Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Inglewood
 * Guest Starring: Taissa Farmiga as Joanna and Adam DeVine as Michael

Monkey Business

 * Special Guest Starring: Niecy Nash as Denise Hemphill, Viola Davis as Anne Williams, Charisma Carpenter as Mrs. Herfmann, and Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Inglewood
 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer, Portia Doubleday as Thea Brutsworth, Taissa Farmiga as Joanna, and Jennifer Hudson as Angelica Morado

Bloody Panda-monium

 * Special Guest Starring: Niecy Nash as Denise Hemphill, Viola Davis as Anne Williams, and Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Inglewood
 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer, James Franco as Wulf Klemens, Abigail Breslin as Libby Putney, Ivy Levan as Jamaica Starr, and Jennifer Hudson as Angelica Morado

Killer Koala-fications

 * Special Guest Starring: Niecy Nash as Denise Hemphill and Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Inglewood
 * Guest Starring: Famke Janssen as Florence Harvey, Skyler Samuels as Grace Gardner, James Franco as Wulf Klemens, Abigail Breslin as Libby Putney, Ivy Levan as Jamaica Starr, Jaden Smith as Leo Lewis, and Chris Hemsworth as Evan Vallis

Inglewood

 * Special Guest Starring: Niecy Nash as Denise Hemphill and Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Inglewood
 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer, Famke Janssen as Florence Harvey, Skyler Samuels as Grace Gardner, Abigail Breslin as Libby Putney, Ivy Levan as Jamaica Starr, Jaden Smith as Leo Lewis, and Chris Hemsworth as Evan Vallis
 * Absent: Evan Peters as Levi Snow

La Fête d'Halloween

 * Special Guest Starring: Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Inglewood
 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer, Famke Janssen as Florence Harvey, Skyler Samuels as Grace Gardner, Abigail Breslin as Libby Putney, Ivy Levan as Jamaica Starr, and Chris Hemsworth as Evan Vallis

And Then There Were Some

 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer, Famke Janssen as Florence Harvey, Skyler Samuels as Grace Gardner, Abigail Breslin as Libby Putney, and Chris Hemsworth as Evan Vallis

Ghost Stories Pt. II

 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer and Abigail Breslin as Libby Putney
 * Absent: Rose Byrne as Madeleine Carpenter and John Stamos as Dr. Brock Holt

Growl In The Dark

 * Special Guest Starring: Niecy Nash as Denise Hemphill
 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer and Famke Janssen as Florence Harvey
 * Absent: Keke Palmer as Zayday Williams and John Stamos as Dr. Brock Holt

That Went Whale

 * Special Guest Starring: Niecy Nash as Denise Hemphill
 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer and Famke Janssen as Florence Harvey, and Skyler Samuels as Grace Gardner
 * Absent: Billie Lourd as Sadie Swenson

Christmas Spirits

 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer, Famke Janssen as Florence Harvey, and Ivy Levan as Jamaica Starr
 * Absent: Billie Lourd as Sadie Swenson, John Stamos as Dr. Brock Holt, and Kate McKinnon as Juniper Strauss

Things That Go Jump In The Night

 * Guest Starring: Megan Fox as Jade Spencer, Famke Janssen as Florence Harvey, and Ivy Levan as Jamaica Starr, Skyler Samuels as Grace Gardner, and Adam DeVine as Michael
 * Absent: Billie Lourd as Sadie Swenson, John Stamos as Dr. Brock Holt, and Kate McKinnon as Juniper Strauss