User:Poke?

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I was traveling in the eastern Kansas Mountains when I was pleased to find the first live plactopotriginous. It had a rouch exo-skeleton, comprised mostly of moist paper towels. It has a slender beak used for opening soda cans, but not cola because that makes it belch. It has 4 wings, a rare quaality, but they can only be used for steering its new red razon scooter. It drives it on sike walks but not always because it cant find a comfortabe helmet. It has several appendages including a bucket for making mac and cheese, a stereo antenna, a casset player for rocking out, and a fork for the mac and cheese. When people see the plactopotriginous they jump into a flowerpot, ruining my azaleas. I then need to seek Ms. Maudie for help replanting and realize that my hair is red, not frozen lampshades. When the plactopotriginous is forced into the caves in winter, it survives on small birds and paint cans. When it saves enough money from soda deposit bottles, it is customary to buy a mini cooper on ebay. It will ride around the country side listening to Eminem its casset player,accept for sunday for that is the sabbath. It aslo enjoys building wooden chairs and then inviting guests to sit in them. The plactopotrinous can get very lonely in the vast mountains.

Mister and Misses R. P. MacMurphy