User:Pokeralice07

PokerAlice07 aka Da Goddess of Schmack''

Who? Me What? Wife/Mother/Goddess/Shinigami/Kunoichi When? Right now. Where? On your face. Why? Because I said so.

PokerAlice07, also known as Da Goddess of Schmack, is the ruler of the known universe. All those who oppose her suffer unending pain and terror. All those who submit are her loyal minions until the end of their days.

She began from humble beginnings, an orphan who was forced to fend for herself in the cruel streets of the Kusajishi district of Rukongai. Her formative years were spent studying at the Konoha Ninjutsu Academy, where she developed into a formidable kunoichi. She then received her formal education, first at Mashiba Junior High, then at Karakura High School, both in the small town of Karakura. After her death, she continued her education at the Shinigami Academy, where she perfected the use of kidou and her bankai. She later married and gave birth to a son, all in the deepest secrecy. Her whereabouts are currently unknown, but this is of little importance because her omnipotence strikes fear into all those who would oppose her.

Bow down, biyotches! Recognize da real!