User:Politician's Syllogism

I hadn't realized the reach of social media's wanton profile customization had spread to even an encyclopedic website. Oh, what a sad day it is.

What am I supposed to put here? Besides incoherent rambles? Before anyone makes the mocking jibe, yes, I am aware I am filling in space of this "bio" with information. However, I have already addressed the issue of rambling, which I am clearly doing.

Why do I detest this system? Perhaps it is on principle; it does, after all, allow for the vapid factual inaccuracies and bigotry of our more vacant comrades via channels of social media. However, it also does allow for the freedom of thought, which is a brilliantly compelling notion, representing the best of our humanity in our innate ability of self-expression. I think my main issue with the problem is that I do not want to be exposed to the aforementioned examples of it. That sounds right.

Those examples probably negate the benefits to humanity, actually. Never mind.

Thank you for reading. Have a nice day. (If confused, go look up the meaning of satire. I'm sure Wikipedia has a nice article on it.)

Being pretentious is fun.