User:PompusAss

PompusAss (real name Franklin Thomas Eugene Vitriol the 4th), born October 30th, 1979, is a Doctor of Medicine, with five PhD's in:


 * Architecture
 * Wine
 * Paté
 * Being Obsequious
 * Ultimate Knowledge.

Coming from a long line of people who have long lines of things, Vitriol is indeed the perfect man. Standing 7'10", 300 pounds of pure muscle, with the shiniest teeth known to exist, and hair that would make Chewbacca jealous, Vitriol can say, without a doubt, that he is amazing. And women would agree. Not just some women, but ALL women.

He is glad to edit any and all articles on Wikipedia. In the coming days, he plans to ensure that ALL articles are to his high standard. Any that are not will be dealt with accordingly.

Any users who wish his assistance may wait their turn, as Mr. Vitriol has much work to do, what with the several years of incorrectness that has pervaded Wikipedia.