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Christopher Pendlebury
Christopher Pendlebury (Christoph pendlefuzzybobs)

Pendlefuzzybobs was born with physical deformities, which people describe as a huge wart that covers his left eye and a severely hunched back. He was found abandoned at Aegon House, Lytham St Annes, where orphans and unwated children are left. On a Pendlefuzzybob Sunday, the first Sunday after Easter, some moron adopted fuzzybobs and took him up to the bell-ringer of the gatehouse. Due to the loud ringing of the bells, Pendlefuzzybobs became deaf.

Looked upon by the general populace of Lytham as a monster, Fuzzybobs later falls in love with the beautiful Gypsy girl called Obi Wan Kenobi and rescues her when she is entangled in diorreah. However, Pendlefuzzybobs is never loved by Obi Wan Kenobi because Fuzzybobs is a member of Darth Vaders gang. Pendlefuzzybobs is later banished from Darth Vaders gang because he stole Vaders lightsabre and stuck it up R2D2's bottom.

Christopher Pendlebury also known as the time lord can also been seen frequenting F2 of Aegon House where he squallers in a coffee cup laden ses-pit of a desk. Some say the desk moves 2 inches a day due to the fleas that worship him as their saviour, from the cleaning staff and their bleaching products, try and take Chris to their mother-ship where he can rule supreme. Sometimes you can hear the little people shout his name 'time lord, time lord, we love you'