User:Pool ninja

Alex Benson (Pool Ninja) (born August 24, 1988 to May 31, 2006)

Early life
Pool was raised in several places, including Tatooine and the Mushroom Kingdom. However some arguments have arrised over the debate of whether or not Pool Ninja actually had access to the Mushroom Kingdom or whether he bribed his way there.

Career
During the 90's Pool Ninja travelled to different places battling Terminator's and is renown to have killed Robocop himself.

Pool started his career (of kicking ass) after a brief confrontation with Darth Vader, after a fist fight between the two Pool gained his way into position of emperor of the Galactic Republic. However, after becoming bored (due to lack of killing people, in this position Pool could only kill 4 billion people a day) Pool decided to travel to the world of Eternia.

While he was there Skeletor became jealous very quickly of Pool's good looks and strength, so a fight broke out between the two, Skeletor was killed almost instantly and the explosion was so big that Teela, Battle Cat and the BeeGees were all killed as well.

Pool then lived in the Castle Greyskull for four years and made love to She-ra until they had Ewok babies and the Ewoks summoned Wookie's to help kill Pool. After a large battle (which destroyed the castle, Eternia and four homeless shelters) Pool left for the Mushroom Kingdom where he started his new career as Universes Best Everything.



While Pool was there he met his friend Mario (the photo to the left has been darkened so that Mario cannot be identified by the Fed's), they became friends after they started to hunt down people on ebay that were not sending things from New South Wales to Victoria in under a week. So they travelled around in circles for a couple of hours and then Mario turned into a horse and ate Pool and Pool exploded and turned into a house and the house burnt down and people ate the ashes and the ashes turned into other houses and now Pool lives in those houses with his friend Mario.

Quotes
"Now that's good eatin'!"
 * "And like, you know it's all like, and yeah"(this is all Pool says besides the other quotes)
 * "So Greedy (insert name)"
 * "It's (insert word) as fu*k"
 * "there's going to be trouble"
 * "WHISKY, there's a doggy Whisky!"
 * "you make confuse"
 * "I eet poo"
 * "Thats DVD quality"

Private life
Pool has a very interesting private life, eating Neutron Star's for breakfast and stealing blackhole's, it is not uncommon to see Pool dancing with the Incredible Hulk in his backyard (which is located on the USS Valiant). It is said that Pool cannot die as death once got bashed severely for asking Pool where the bus stop is.

Filmography

 * The Show (2004)