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=François Bigasse Pussie=

François Bigasse Pussie (September 4th, 1920 - November 15th, 2015), was an avant-garde Spanish-French composer, actor, director, performer, artist, and poet who won many awards including the 1975 Trophie Magnifique.

Known greatly for his love of cats and Canadian violet toilet paper, he was considered to be a neo-impressionistic composer. He is also widely known for the famous hand-made pens he produced from 1956 to 2015. These include the Futuristik.

He is best known for his work in movies like Merde Rouge and The Shining which he won a grammy for acting in. He played the doorknob

Early life
Pussie was born in Madrid, Spain. When he started to take piano lessons at the age of five, Pussie discovered his passion for painting. Realizing his love, he attended the École Boulle in 1949 to major in painting. But he was expelled for an unknown cause, so he decided to go back to music and attended the Conservatoire de Paris. There, he began taking classes in film composition.

He enjoyed his first success of the business in 1952 when he composed music for a movie called Putain du Merde Verde-Baguette (Hon Hon Hon). This and other early works were created under his given name, as the rest of his works were.

In 1953, Pussie was hired as an extra for the French film Thérèse Raquin, and director Marcel Carné saw potential in him.

Finally, in 1955, Pussie stared in "Croque-monsieur", a comedy which he also scored.

1955-62: Life as an Actor and Pen Maker
With the success of Croque-monsieur, Pussie was hired to score various films, but more than that, was considered one of the classiest male actors in the French movie industry. In 1956, he stared in Mr. Baguette, the story of a baker named Jaques Perrey who becomes famous for his chocolate croissants. Although Pussie played the Baker's wife, Marie Saun'plas D'orneaux, he won The Italian film award, "Le Parmigiano Reggiano." He spent most of his spare time composing musical pieces, a total of 2,000.

In 1957, Pussie married Pamela Rognienne, which led to a great controversy since it had been thought that he was gay, due to the part he played in Croque-monsieur. The next year, he directed, scored, and stared in a movie he wrote called Merde Rouge, the movie which he is most famous for. After this film, however, Pussie had made over 1 million dollars, so he temporarily retired. Two years earlier, in 1956, he had begun a hobby of making artistic pens, but in 1959 he began to sell them. His first pen, the Penne-Pussie, sold for 25 cents in 1959, but auctioned off at $190,000,000 in 2015. In 1960, he designed a pen called the Futuristik. He sold so many, that a French pen company got his permission to mass produce the product. However, Pussie kept on making them by hand. At a 2015 expo in Alameda, he gave away many of these original hand made pens, and they are now worth millions. In 1962, the company's contract ended with him, and the stopped mass production of the "wonder-pen."



1963-1970: Inactive years
In 1963, Pussie moved to London, where he lived in an apartment with his wife and 3 children. Sadly, his first son, Eric Pussie, died of an anal infection. Hehehe

1970–1981
In 1970, Pussie moved back Paris, where he divorced his wife and re-married her, since they both wanted to have a second wedding. This was controversial, and critics described it as "attempt to hide the mistake of divorcing his wife." IN 1973, he released his first album, "Canal du Panama" which included songs he had written during World War 2 as a child. They were simple melodies, but he used them to pioneer into early electronic, producing some of the first EDM ever to be created. In 1980, Pussie co-directed The Shining, a funny horror film. He also wrote 3 of the 12 pieces in the film. The next year, Pussie released a book, "Histoires Pussie Pussie" with a famous poem of his called "Fromage du Cul!" or "Freedom for All." It was an immediate best seller.

Dissapearence and Retirement
In 1982, Pussie went missing. He was searched for, but was not found. It wasn't until 2004 until that he was spotted in San Francisco. He later announced he had been vacationing. Not Long after, he also admitted to faking his death in South Korea. In 1984, he had gone to South Korea, where he apparently fell off the 63 Building which was currently under construction. It turned out to be a dummy covered in Kimchi sauce. In 1987, Pussie had retired and moved to the United States, and for the rest of his life, remained mostly inactive. Like me granny.

Death
Pussie was Shot in San Francisco on November 15th, 2015. It is not sure who assasinated him, or why, but suspects include James Mason II and John Nathaniel, a famous Icelandic singer. Thousands went to see his burying at a small cemetery in Oakland, California.

Court
There have been trials on Pussie's Murder, and experts have predicted that they will not end until March of 2018

Conspiracies
Before his body was buried, it was not inspected with detail, leading some conspiracists to believe he faked his death, including his wife. "He was always a prankster," Pamela said at a press conference on December 12th, 2015. "He faked his death twice, once to trick his family and the other time publicly in Japan or China or something, and he said he would do it again. I cried when I heard the news and I cried at the funeral, but afterwards, what he had said years ago left me thinking. I hope he is just tricking us, that would be great."

Legacy
On January 1st, 2016, President Obama awarded François Pussie with the Achievement of Sucsess, and award which had been abandoned since 1949 due to its typo in spelling "success" as "sucsess." A monumental statue of Pussie is being built in the Champ de Mars, where it will be displayed in front the Eiffel Tower on April 21st, 2020.