User:Popeccola

From the charming hamlet of Cumming, Georgia as well as the keyboard of Pope C. Cola comes the following bit of wisdom(?), a few inside jokes with Lucky 6.9 and possible BJAODN fodder:

''Lo, the length and the girth of the wiggle of the holy dispenser with thy orange head shall only be touched and operated only by those who hath walked the path of Wham-O. The slide for the baptism and the dispenser for thy blessings. The holy water must be dispensed in righteous amounts so not to foul thy Boone's Farm holy hangover condiment of the fermented grape, while more then one grape. When thy spill thy H20 of the holiest mount the party is then spoiled and thy whilst not get thy lucky. When you negate thy H20 of the holiest mount. Then thy will be wandering from town and village in search of thy Boone's Farm holy hangover condiment of the fermented grape, while more then one grape. Thy will be smited with thy blue law. You shall wander all of the 7th day. You shall tire and not even thy Jim Ladd can bring forth thy grape, more then one grape. For be forewarned to leave the operation of thy Wham-O to those blessed with thy pointy hat and miracle of thy roof sitting.''

We're talking about a Water Wiggle and the Frisbetarian joke religion here, friends. As far as the wine hangover is concerned, you'll just have to leave a message on the talk page.