User:Popkolonoscopy

My Name is Ellis Popko.

I am employed by a consulting firm, which means that I work for a variety of firms. Sadly, it is illegal for me to disclose the names of said business entities (blame the shortsighted official policy of one of my numerous associated superiors, who seems convinced that my work on wikipedia will somehow endanger his many secrets, involving both his sordid personal life and his questionable past in the securities industry).

I graduated from Kenyon College in 2001 with a BA in Accounting. Needless to say, the skills that I learned at that institution have informed my personal philosophy - every day, I proclaim to the rising sun that I will conquer it in due time. In this spirit, then, I am a passionate cyclist.

I am a passionate fan of Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart...