User:Potato Walton Fitzgerald The Third

Born in a cabin in Budapest, Hungary, Potato farmed carrots, with his dog tomato. The year was 1920 and Hip-Hop was happenen. You'd find him at the clubs break dancin' with Benjamin Franklin and Grover from Sesame Street. While working on the Manhattan Project, Potato secretly worked for the Soviets trying to steal the krabby patty formula. He was so intent on finding the secret formula that his life started spiraling out of control. You could often find him getting baked at the Brothel house down the street from his home. After the accident in the Hamburger Helper factory, the Angel Gabriel communicated with Potato and inspired him to write a manifesto on the Krispy Kreme glaze. After Potato and his lover, Raul Castillo, were exiled to Djibouti after being caught for attempting the Nazi baby experiment at Chuck E. Cheese. After a 30 year tour in the Twerk Patrol, Potato was pardoned of all his crimes by Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. The Wiggles front man, Greg Page, wrote the song 'Hot Potato' when he rescued Potato Fitzgerald from a hot flash inside a McDonald's Playland. The song became popular and catchy to kids all over the world and that made Fitzgerald angry. He didn't like it because Fitzgerald thought the song was offensive.