User:PotatoesEverywhere

Introduction
PotatoesEverywhere is an internet alias for Jacob Grossman, an undergrad student at the University of Washington. Born in a suburb of Los Angeles County, Jacob faced many dangers in his early childhood that prepared him for a lifetime of bravery and heroics. Despite this, Jacob was an outcast for much of his life, only finding solace in his family, his small circle of friends and his computer, the latter 2 of which motivated him to pursue a degree in Informatics.

Name Origins
The name PotatoesEverywhere stems from Jacob's immense love of everything potato. Steak fries, shoestring fries, waffle fries, baked potatoes, wedge fries, scalloped potatoes, potatoes au gratin, mashed potatoes, fingerling potatoes, raddish potatoes, diced potatoes etc.

Early Life Heroics
At the young age of 2, PotatoesEverywhere saved his brother from a marauding swarm of ants by bravely tackling him in to the pool, where the ants quickly went to their damp graves.

Several years later, while swimming in a sinister pool, Jacob noticed that something was afoot on the opposite ledge of the pool. Not wasting any time, Jacob dove in to the pool, hoping to put an end to the pool's fishy business. Moments before impact, the pool raised its one and only defense, the brick ledge itself. His head collided spectactulary with the brick and sent out a sound that would haunt his mother's dreams for days.

Jacob, defeated by the sinister pool, toned down his heroic and brave behavior for some time to come; only to return during the Automobile Duel of 2004 and the Great Snowmobile Chase of 2011.