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Powdered depression was bright young man who once had big dreams and they all came tumbling down once he started his meme page. This is his life story.

EARLY LIFE: Powdered was born on October 12th, 1944. He was born amidst world war 2 and his family was poor. His dad, a soldier, unfortunately also passed away during his day of birth. Powdferd grew up with 12 siblings, 11 of those who all hated him because of his looks and the attention their mother gave him. When powdered was only 5 years old, tragedy struck. His family was going on a commercial boat trip to the Caribbean when the boat got struck by a big wave, leaving young powdered a single child. When powdered turned 9 however, his mom adopted 11 more kids. All who were named Bill Depression, except for a girl who was named Billina. Powdered and his siblings got along just well.

Tragedies: Throughout his teenage years, powdered's life would be filled with melancholic events that would forever change his life. It started when he was 12. His mom had just gotten in a car crash and drowned due to having her head hit hard. This was then followed 2 weeks later by a plane crash which destroyed all of New York City, cutting short the lives of his siblings. Now an orphan, powdered was forced to spend most of his teenage years in and out of the foster system. This went on until one fateful day in 1961, powdered was met with new parents named Tom and Jerry, both of whom had a fine physique. They adopted him and started his training. Powdered became one of, if not the strongest kid in the world. He achieved world peace through his rock hard abs and soon followed with training a baby. Then, when powdered was 19, Tom and Jerry decided to get him into Super College, a college made just for super kids.

COLLEGE LIFE: While in college, powdered was immediately known for his fine fine physique. All the ladies wanted him but powdered did not have time for them. In his alpha-like mindset, powdered kept the grind going and never sought to stop grinding. He grinded like a champ and he could feel it in his muscles. Everything about his grind could make even the toughest men in the world pass out. Throughout his 4 years at super college, powdered was introduced to the internet, something that would change his life completely.

POWDERED_DEPRESSION: At the age of 24, powdered was given his first phone. He downloaded all the greatest apps known to man, one of them being known as Instagram, a popular form of social media where you can share pictures and videos to people in order to brag about your perfect lifestyle or money. Powdered created an account and quickly became a hit, posting his grind regularly. Then, he saw it. The one thing that forever changed his life, a meme. Powdered became obsessed with memes and started posting them on the regular. Many hated it but others loved it. Powdered stopped his grind and started grinding for internet fame, which he acquired by acquiring over 4,000 followers.

PRESENT: Powdered spends his days posting memes and doing meme related business. Powdered is currently known to be at his mother's house in Atlantis, typing up this article. He still posts on the regular and even has 30 girlfriends now. All the ladies still want him and his hard grind. Who knows where the future will take him, but it certainly be filled with girls, grinding, and gaining.