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Andy Beck Andrew James Beck (1985-present) Early Life Andrew James Beck grew up in Olivenhein, the son of a respected crab fisher and a noted quilting figure. From an early age he showed a tendency toward the arts, beginning with finger painting and transgressing into various forms of body art, including finger lengthening. In high school, beck entered the Titanium summer grill cookoff and took third place. College His college days were spent crafting model airplanes in his dorm room, which had been dubiously nickednamed the "Put 'er There Pal." Andy was famous for saying "All abourd the Beck Mobile" and running around campus half-nude, searching for raspberries. In the fall of his sophomore year he became infatuated with a young women named Betty Fingerslab. Their romance grew until Betty bore a child of promising stature. He dropped out of college to support his first wife and child by selling bracelets to school children. Early Career Beck signed on to a cattle-raising contract which obligated him to travel with the sizable herd as it free-range fed all across the United States. His nomadic lifestyle lead to a variety of manias which would come and go in severity, but which at one point lead to a tense standoff with the phoenix police department at a motel six over an allegedly stolen case of wax lips. Back on his feet, Beck moved to Vancouver and began growing hemp for industrial paper manufacturing, touting its abilities as a miracle plant. With his first million made, Beck expanded his empire into elder care supplies, as well as tire-fire insurance. He lived comfortably for several years before meeting his wife-to-be, Dan Load. Late Career On his way out of his various enterprises, Beck sold what he had built out of his own sweat and tears for an ample sum. With his fortune made, Beck embarked upon an ambitious philanthropy effort aimed at aiding the stranded crew of sunken tankers who had been the victim of a rare type of tsunami-borne wave called the "Devils Teabag." He successfully donated upwards of 65 million dollars to a family of just three, whose son had been stranded at sea for four hours after his ship capsized. He also funded a wheel-chair rugby league in Texas. [1] Retirement After cornering the banana market Beck headed back west and started a day care. He spent most of his days watching the children go down slides and reading them nap-time stories. When he wasn't at the day care Andy was in his basement playing boggle. He placed fourth in the National Boggle championship.