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'Greatness of 'Raghav Bhaia' is a super human, immortal individual, ruling earth since AD -1.''

Raghav Bhaia Facts
Some Mindblowing facts about him are:

He lighted the cigarette from the fire discovered by early man

He sang a song in the 1st movie ever created, however you cannot hear that because the movie was silent

He often goes to deep sea diving because he spend enormous amount of time there earlier, later oceans were created.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water, however genesis 1:6 reveals Bhaia's friend separating water for him.

He was elected in God's council, from there he retired, went to Jupiter to and joined Archeological Survey of Jupiter limited, worked there till there is a life on earth, came back to earth and awarded as the best/first human on earth.

He was the priest in Adam-Eve's marriage.

There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity, so he was appointed to develop constitution of Planet Mars.

NASA's press briefing: "We're all screwed." Bhaia: "Bitch Please!" He is so modest that he waits in mess till 4 am assuring everyone finished his/her dinner.