User:PrincessPeterFan

Dear world, we want you to know about a couple named Kim and Peter. Their love story is timeless. Super timeless. They met online. They were only friends at first. But then, love sparkled in Kim's eyes and she finally told him how she felt. Peter was in a relationship, but he liked her too. YAY!!!!!! Peter broke up with his girlfriend because that was a bad relationship. And then, here's what happened: They began to date. Separated by an ocean, but connected at the soul, their love has transcended the distance. Even when Peter journeyed to far-off Japan, and the distance grew greater, their hearts stretched across the land. And the water. And the sky. And the universe. Then, he returned to Merry Olde England, but he was still far away. Kim, in high school, missed him terribly. Oh wait. They haven't met yet. During a summer, Peter decided to hop the pond to meet his lovely girlfriend Kim. Kim was nervous, as was her mother. For all they knew, Peter was an old gross man, with a long beard and three children by different women. And who owed a lot of people money. And who had a gambling problem. And possibly bad hygiene. BUT!!!!!! Luckily, he was not. Although he did have shaggy hair. And I think a beard. They spent a week (two weeks?) together, in a magical lovely place called Kansas. And there were trees. And grass. And wheat. And cows. But no hills. Well, there are some hills here. But not many. And not obvious ones. They met at the airport, and hugged dramatically. When their eyes met, it was like their love was reaffirmed by sight. And then they got to know each other. In. Real. Life. Their first kiss was overlooking a football field. There was a sunset. It was romantic. A perfect moment in time, suspended by the gods of love in a memory that will turn into a story for a lifetime of love. It was like a teenage movie. The envy of twelve-year-olds across the nation. Like Twilight. Only not stupid. And Peter does not sparkle. Well... not in that way. But, he had to return to England. Because travel is expensive. And he had school. But they continued to "date" which is basically talking all the time. To Kim and Peter, Skype was like chocolate cake is to a fat kid. It allowed them to see each other as well as hear the lilting sound of each other's voices. Especially because Peter has a British accent. Which is awesome. The summer before Kim left for college, at Baker University, the best university ever, she traveled far and long to England! YAY. And they spent magical weeks in that merry olde place. They also went to France, but it was dirty there. And crowded. But they saw the Big Tower. You know the one... Kim taught those Brits some American colloquialisms. Such as sucking face. Peter's father got a big kick out of that one. And Kim was disgusted by some PDA of some British people in a park. Or something. They also went to get ice cream even though it was cold because they were near water. And apparently there was pornography. In the ice cream place. Or near the ice cream. Whatever. Kim bought Peter a promise ring for his 21st birthday (and the crowd goes 'awwwwwww') It is inscribed with the word 'Chu' which is the sound that anime couples make when they kiss. In addition to this, is the date of their first kiss, which I described earlier. In as much detail as I could remember. Even though I was not there. PETER came to visit Baker, and it was a magical time! And he made cookies. Which were delicious. He played pool, and lied about his skill level, but we forgave him because he is British. To amuse girls in Kim's hallway at school, it became a "thing" for Peter to say 'bloody hell' over Skype, in his lovely accent. It was funny. That's all we can say. It still is. Peter and Bryce formed an alliance, because they are both men. BUT! Alas, Peter had to leave, and hop the pond again, to return to his homeland. Since then, he has missed us all terribly, and cannot wait to be united with the love of his life again in the not near future :( But he remains connected to us, through little favors, like calling Pizza Hut and ordering pizza for us via Skype. Because none of us wanted to call. And it was hilarious and we confused the townies. Apparently they could not understand his accent. Which is dumb because we can understand him. But whatev. We love them, and they plan on being together forever. And we're trying to get Peter to come here for grad school. Also, when they wed in Merry Olde England, they will have a grand old time. And their first daughter will be named Teresa. Kim promised. Shelly will be the "fun aunt" if you know what I mean. But Aunt/Godmother Teresa will be awesome. And monitoring Shelly. No worries, Kim.