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 Professor Alec Watt 



Professor Alec Watt was a strange and unethical man who was very unknown in the world of science living a very short life where he died in 1729 after eating too many olives one evening, he also had one eye. With no major breakthroughs or discoveries of any kind, he was a very unsuccessful scientist.

His early workings consisted mainly of testing animals to prove their existence or not, such as the certain, Test of the Fake Rat, to where Professor Alec Watt trapped a rat in a small bottle and sent it out to sea to see if it would come back or not.

Professor Alec Watt's experiment of The Test of The Fake Rat was possibly the worst moment in all of history, but this sort of experiment was the norm for such a stupid man. Such was the case with the following experiments:

The Test of The Fake Rat 2 The Test of The Fake Cow The Test of The Fake Grave

There was one more experiment that faced the same fate, The Test of The Fake Tester. This was a test devised by Professor Alec Watt's brother who despised him greatly, to eat as many olives as possible in a single hour. Professor Alec Watt decided to put this experiment into action a few weeks later, leading to his sudden death in the July of 1729.

Professor Alec Watt wasn't a very smart man, concluded from not only his research but his past life. For example, the professor did not go to a school for science, instead he found himself in the language school of Legtown 4, Revenge of the Sith. He finished school at the age of 27 without any qualifications and yet somehow became a professor.

Professor Alec Watt's sorry life was cut short by a certain olive based experiment forged by his brother who despised him as mentioned before. This is something I believe we can all thank Professor John Watt for doing, as the professor was a waste of resources and money.