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Scrupliatised
Scrupliatised - To be in a state where ones comprehension of the fundamental senses becomes distorted beyond recognition. A temporary but pleasurable state in which one can be found to be befuddled, spangalated or mongolised. Only known remedy for this state is Nemodise to be taken frequently nasally ingested. Too much Nemodise can cause the effect of becoming Nemodised but this can be counteracted with the nasal ingestion of Scrupliatise. Long term effects of becoming scrupliatised too often can lead to a condition known as Scrupliatism where the realms of the real and the unreal become blended into an amorphous scrupilatia often causing orange juice/glass table related Great Scunthorpe Carpet Disasters (Full motion picture to be released soon) Although people can experience varying degrees of scruprialatia certain individuals known as scrupliatists have an ability to reach this state with the ease of a sniff sniff woop woop. These fortunate souls are driven by there desire to stretch the boundaries of the Scrupliatised state to the point of Nemodosis. When blessed with the company of multiple scruprialtists often ground breaking revolutionary concepts can materialise only to be forgotten before the next Scrupliatised state is achieved. For suppliers of Scrupliatise and Nemodise talk to Frank.