User:Professormuffin

Branniferia is a disease caused by the bran, commonly found in muffins. It is most often found among women, specifically women with dark hair. Branniferia is typically developed when someone eats too many muffins with a large amount of bran.

Symptoms

People with Branniferia may experience explosive diarrhea, disappearance of freckles, and flatulation that smells worse than usual.

'''Although there is not much research yet to support the effects of Branniferia, if is a quickly growing and rapid evolving disease. If you experience any symptoms of Branniferia, contact your local muffin maker and go see a doctor.'''