User:Proffersorhead123/sandbox

ASGARD GAMES A tottaly epic shop in Valhalla. It is run by two awsome people called Lana and Andrew (atleast I think so). they are very kind and run an awsome shop that sells many items of happiness. Despite the fact that it sometimes a cruel and cold place full of insults such as ladyboy and despite the fact that one can here wolves baying at the door it is fun and a place of enlightment. If one wishes to make a pilgrimage they must sacrifice a tribe of penguins on the third equinox of the red moon of the seventy fifth year of the fourth age (middle earth times guys). Then a stairway to heaven appears (and not all that glittlers is gold snake people im talking to you. Then one transcends the mundane plane and enters the shopping emporium filled with items that all one needs for true happiness (except there are no fireworks, maybe get to working on that Andrew I need some fireworks. Unfortunately if one breaks the rules of Asgard Games they are severly beaten with a mace (which I am told is the godlike beings way of asking you to leave). No one can truly understand these creaturees exceept they are nice enough when they do not call you things like LadyBoy or Emo kid or tie man. I hope that this will convince many people to go to Asgard Games.