User:Proffesor smart

Hello Proffesor smart here, I am about to explain to you why The Office is the greatest show ever created for mankind literally ever in the freaking world. First if you have never seen this show you have to realize that you are a fat piece of lard who is doing nothing with your life, honestly get of your ass, sit down, and WATCH SOME FREAKING THE OFFICE. Ok now that I got that of my chest I will lecture you about why you should be watching The Office instead of sitting here reading this like an idiot. The Office will turn you into a good person by warming your cold heart and making you realize that anything else you would be doing, like sitting reading this terrible article that is 100% accurate, is so clearly stupid. Stop playing that rainbow colored french horn and listen you idiot. This show includes a gay affair, a duel between two men over a woman, a love story, some hilarious pranks, some really offensive "thats what she said" jokes (to some people), idiotic bosses, funny co-workers, and Kevin. CREED BRATON Creed is one of my favorite characters and honestly I think he would make a great fun uncle or grandpa. (no idea) JIM HALPERT Jim is constantly pulling pranks on Dwight and is a funny all-around just a fun guy. (Salesman/co boss) DWIGHT SHRUTE "BEARS, BEETS, BATTLE STAR GALACTICA." Dwight owns his own beet farm and is a nerd, suckup to the boss, and gets on everyones nerves. (salesman wanna be boss) MICHAEL SCOTT Michael is very caring and a great friend but he tries so, so, so hard to be funny but everything just seems to come out wrong when he tells jokes. (Regional manager) PHYLIS VANCE Phylis is married to bob vance vance refrigeration and is funny without even trying. (saleswoman) PAM BEESLY Pam is Jim's "partner in crime" and best friends with Jim Pam and Jim always seem to make me laugh. (Receptionist/saleswoman) ANGELA MARTIN Angela is extremely religious and is easily offended. She is the head of the party planing committee (PPC) and takes is VERY seriously. (accountant) OSCAR MARTINEZ Oscar is a perfectionist and very smart. He is very smart but not the smartest in the office. Oscar is also a homosexual. (accountant) STANLEY HODSON Stanley is a lazy man who everyday "wakes up in abed thats too small every morning, drives his daughter to a school thats too expensive, and come to a job in which i get paid too little for" (Salesman) MEREDITH PALMER Meredith is kinda dirty an could have done some vulgar crap if there weren't cameras around, so at least we got her good side. (accountant) KEVIN MALONE Kevin is by far my favorite character and is hilarious, he is not trying to be funny but everything he does seems to make my laugh until my chest hurts. (Accountant) RYAN HOWARD Ryan was hired as a temp and Michael instantly fell in love with him and Ryan just went along with everything and stayed quiet until he was hired as an employe. (temp/salesman) TOBY FLENDERSON Nobody seems too have a problem with Toby other than Michael because he has too shut down all of Michaels projects that disrupt work. Otherwise Toby is quiet. (HR rep) KELLY KAPORE Kelly talks constantly and never seems too stop. She acts like a stereotipical teenaged girl, online shopping, texting, and always talking. (Costumer relations) ANDY BERNARD Andy always brags about going to Cornell and sang in an acapella group called here comes treble. Andy has anger issues but is still hilarious.

If you are still reading this you are an idiot but whatever. If you are still not convinced the office is not the best show ever go and watch it on your own.

Proffesor smart out. Proffesor smart (talk) 19:49, 20 November 2016 (UTC)