User:Project2501a/Nethack

You had in your possesion:


 * An uncursed extra heavy english wiki of pedia
 * Jimbo's Blessed Beard of Stealth +3
 * You were wielding a Sollog on Wheels in your right hand
 * An uncursed Hat of Kat oh your head as a helmet.
 * You were wearing an uncursed chain-mail of Bishonen
 * You had Linuxbeak's beak on your face as a face plate.
 * You were an editor
 * You had never been banned.
 * You never broke the 3RR.
 * You were slow (Dragging the wikipedia servers behind you does that to you).
 * You were an inclusionist.
 * You were an administration in a wiki.

Items:
 * An uncursed copy of Raul's Laws.
 * An scroll of concensus on WP:DICK
 * A wand or RV with WP:NOT

You were caring the following food items:
 * A can of Pumpie and beans
 * Vodka from Soviet Russia

Behaviour:
 * You were punished for editing while drunk.
 * Public IRC flogs