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Brief Hernando Sanchez Mythology
This story has been passed by word of mouth, so it may indeed be utter rubbish.

16 years and 5 months ago, Tim was born unto a she-wolf In the forests of Iceland under the perennial sunshine. He found his feet in the vast volcanic fields, bring home rocks and carrying his brothers to geysers to keep his wolf brothers warm. Soon after the she-wolf was killed for her fur, along with his many wolf brothers, and was taken aboard a mighty Viking ship. Under the strict command of Svend Forkbeard, he learnt the many arts of Viking and Piratic ways. His skills with the axe grew strong, and few realised that he had by far surpassed Forkbeard, and killed his master, siezing his ship and ruling with an axe of iron.

He navigated his ship to southern Italy, to take up the reins where the godfathers of the renaissance had left off. However, once he arrived, and realised those years were long gone, and his Piratic ways gave no dice, he knew the once great family were laying dormant. Upon realising this, he navigated ForkBeards ship to Paris, France, and took to civillian life. After five years of peace, his axe hand grew Itchy. With this great itch, came a great scratch, the re-location to South Eastern England.

The mighty Ex-Viking fashioned his own axe, using the concrete ballast from ForkBeards ship as a smelting pot. All those who opposed this were used as fuel. Within months, Tim had fashioned his new axe, with the wieldability of an arm extension. Having fashioned his own separate weapon, Tim began to wonder "what if i lose this in the heat of Viking Battle? what if this becomes damaged in my Pirate dealings?" And so he set about fashioning his body into a human weapon......a quest that is still being travelled upon to this day, and thus he set about a new lifestyle..... Loud Hard Full on Dangerous