User:Protestsong

My Protest song i had to do for english - on the snowboard parks owned by RCR.

As the morning comes I begin to wake up, Make that coffee and grab a cup, Finish getting ready and head out to the car, Drive a short bit cause the mountains aren’t far, Get to the hill and take in the morning air, Take a glance over at the park; and can’t help but care! No tables in site and only jibs, All the rumors ye’ heard – though they were fibs! How can you go a season without booters? Guess it’ll be less shred and more shooters!

Oh RCR, why the whack decision? All your tables used to be absolute precision, Just cause everyone likes to hit rails, Don’t mean that they’re gunna cause less bails! Soon the trend of jibbing will be gone, Then the only shredder left will be the guy with the one piece - named Hawn!!

And you guys own 4 resorts in the rockies, I’m sure over the years your tables have produced some cockys’ Kids these days – all they wanna do is catch that sky high air Removing the tables can’t possibly be fair! People will end up making their own jumps, You just can’t resist after those over-night snow dumps, People will go all over the hill, making them – getting hurt, We all know ski patrol is too lazy to ski their way there, Only the chongo patrol dude will – cause he’s got his name stitched in his shirt! Like come on guys – I never thought you would even dare!

Oh RCR, why the whack decision? All your tables used to be absolute precision, Just cause everyone likes to hit rails, Don’t mean that they’re gunna cause less bails! How is a kid gunna huck those 9’s? Yeah – you guys were too concerned about the fines!

You think kids will really only want rails in the park, They wont have the hype to ride till dark. It’s been years of hitting the perfect jump, Getting’ all stoked to MC Hammer’s “Pumps and a Bump”. All the new RCR parks just won’t be the same, I’m sure people will soon be sorry they even came, It sure is a shame! I’m sure very few people are in favor of your choice, It would of been nice to have listened to everyone’s voice Let the news sink in everyone – no more jumps, just rails!!

Oh RCR, why the whack decision, Oh RCR, the injuries weren’t that bad – a couple soar knees, Oh RCR, bring back the tables – Please!!