User:PseudoNinjaBear

PseudoNinjaBear is the AIM screen name of one Daniel James Charest, who was so blasphemously egotistical that he needed to be taught a lesson. Since then, his paranoia level has slowly started to drop, because he realized he didn't really have any reason to hide anything from anyone, and always enjoyed the mystery and secrecy of anonymity (sp?). He is currently battling with the issue of what is real and what is fake, and has started doubting whether dreaming was ever pointless or not. He may or may not be autistic, bipolar, OCD, or schizophrenic, but mainly he is just another quiet, lonely kid who likes to talk with most eggs.



"Sara spelled without an 'h' was getting bored

On a Peavea amp in 1984

While Zak without a 'c' tried out some new guitars

Playing Sara-with-no-h's favorite song

(La da da, la da da, la da da)

(La da da, la da da, la da da)

Zak and Sara

Often Sara would have spells where she lost time

She saw the future, she heard voices from inside

The kind of voices she would soon learn to deny

Because at home they got her smacked (*clap clap, clap clap*)

(La da da, la da da, la da da)

(La da da, la da da, la da da)

Zak and Sara (mmmm)

Zak and Sara

Zak called his dad about layaway plans

And Sara told the friendly salesman that:

'You'll all die in your cars',

And 'why's it gotta be dark?'

And 'you're all working in a submarine'

(Asshole)

She saw the lights, she saw a pale English face

Some strange machines repeating beats and thumping bass

Visions of pills that put you in a loving trance

That make it possible for all white boys to dance

And when Zak finished Sara's song, Sara clapped

(La da da, la da da, la da da)

(La da da, la da da, la da da)

Zak and Sara

Zak and Sara

(ahhh yeah, yeah, yeah)" ~Ben Folds; Rockin' The Suburbs - Zak and Sara