User:Puf the majic dragon

=Welcome To My Underground Lair=
 * First floor - fresh produce, canned goods, frozen entres, dairy products, paper products, stress relief (chocolate)


 * Second floor - Pharmacy, Seasonal, beauty aids, bath & body, feminine products, children's toys, children (buy 1 get 1 free)


 * Third floor - recreation, linen, furniture, arts and crafts, not so children's toys (batteries not included)


 * Fourth floor - Women's clothing, Men's wear, children's clothes, maternity, baby care (used diapers 50% off)


 * Fifth floor - electronics, automotive, camping gear, sporting goods, Men's entertainment (women's lingerie)

Me
If you can't tell, I'm sarcastic :) but funny! I'm a hopeless romantic and a shameless flirt. I like slow women and fast cars, small towns and big dreams, short days and long nights, and cake.

I'm the most uniquely me human on Earth. You never will know or meet anyone else like me. Period. I maintain that I can not be labeled, but if you find one that you think fits, I'll be happy to try it on for size. Just don't expect me to buy it. If I were a car I would be a 1983 Corvette.

I'm a dreamer first and a realist second. I have my head in the clouds and my feet firmly on the ground. I plan to change the world and nothing's going to stop me. The world is my oyster, all I need is lemon juice.


 * My name is NOT a drug reference
 * He who controls the Spice, controls the Universe
 * Legally free == more trouble than usefulness
 * Silence is Golden
 * The cake is not a lie.

Anyone interested in e-mailing me can contact me using my HPG address jaycenornin at yahoo dot com or via facebook using the same address.