User:Pughknee

Pughknee is an abnormaly small person/thingy. It is usually seen hunting its prey such as rabbits, birds, or beatles. Often times it is found in its natural habitat, Caves. Pughknee loves to collect pez and often will store its pez victims in a cold damp dungeon underneath his kitchen. So if you are a pez, try to stay away from pughknee, unless you like to live in these kind of conditions for years on end only to have the ferocious pughknee enter into the dungeon just to look at you and stroke your plasticky glossy surface. Infact pughknee is not much like human at all, for example, he is extremly good at rock climbing, wich is one reason he enjoys being in caves so much. Pughknee is very hard to control, unless of coarse you feed him or give him a pez, then he will consider you a friend, and he is a very loyal one at that. He is also known to eat large amounts of food, considering his overall size. His hero is anybody with a mustache (such as Bossard), because of his lack of ability to grow fascial hair. So if you have fascial hair, be very carefull because he will envy you and you might wake up one morning to find that you have misplaced your mustache, when in reality, pughknee has stolen it and is wearing it to school.

Pughknee is one of the strangest people known, as he enjoys doing stuff that is definitly not normal. This is how it can be concluded that he does not really exist. However, this is not yet widely known. When he does figure this out, he will probably vanish in a puff of logic. When this is complete, he will give all his goods to the person known as Notrub. This is probably long awaited, as he might have good stuff.

Pughknee is a peasent in the most awesome school in the place. Not only is this school awesome, but it is quite impressive and enticing. At this amazing school, all the people are designed to do fairly random stuff on Mondays. In conclusion, they might even be seen doing summersaults down the halls.