User:Pum.rofl

The giant flying pig of Notre Dame is rare in occasion to the sunlit mountains. It's wing capacity is a meteridge of 6 meters, wide. 9 meters, long. If you are evr attacked by one of these rare. majestic animals, scream and run around in circles. For those who are idiots, it will eat you immediatley. For smarter, and much richer people, shoot its fucking head off with a 99 inch calabra.