User:Pumdeswaran

Watt Der Phuk

He was born on the drain by the Jalan Chow Kit, Kuala Lumpur road on 31st February, 2001.

After he realised he was a bastard, he made a decision to live all by himself. Abandoned by his illegitimate mother, he became a beggar.

While he was begging, a kind Husky took him into his care. The Husky fed him, clothe him, finance him, and most importantly, loved him.

By the time he was 6 years old, Watt Der Phuk is capable of talking fluently in three languages : English, Malay, and Sanskrit (Ancient Tamil)

At the age of 18, he received his education at University of Ventriloquist Vehicle Automated (UVULVA). As the name suggested, he then pursuit his passion of becoming a world-famous Gigolo by the name, Melo Eyes.

He soon died shortly after.