User:PummeloWizard

I'm just your average guy who is your average house husband raising 4 kids under the age of 3. Not only have I successfully self-published two novels, I'm currently working on an independent album that fuses dubstep, techno, and jazz. When I'm not chasing down one of the kiddos or playing with them, I'm sitting at my desk writing something, whether it be a press release, some poetry, or something for the satire blog which I administrate.