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Ho Xao

Ho Xao is a boy born in 1996 in China somewhere, his parents are Mister Cat and Miss B. He is originated in a poor family in the middle of the mount Thio, where he learnt to feed himself since the first days of his life. Thanks to that, he is a good cook nowadays, that is why he always goes to KFC and Marina Pizzeria.

Career

He is a buddha master. He grew up learning how to love nature, magic mushrooms and any kind of drugs. He also grew up driving small boats from the river in his forest to the closest towns, fishing, trading women from part to another, and some kids eventually. Thanks to all the knowledge acquired, he is a really smart, active, not lazy guy, able to do anything he wants. Currently, he is working in the sample hut in Mildura, where he looks at other people work, drink his alcoholic beverage (called 'tea' by him), and meditate for long hours, but getting paid (would he share this information with us to know his small secrets?)

Personal life

He declares himself plurisexual, which means he feels attracted to man, woman, plants and seafood. Specially, to plants and seafood, being his favorite anchovy (he catch them from local pizzerias) and Aloe Vera, which is used to clean his body. He has a personal cat, called 'Lover', and it is feed with cat drug every night and morning, creating a infinite high for 'Lover', but it seems happy.

Personal records

He writes his own songs, mostly about Jesucrist.

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writer Irene Delgado