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Bruce the Shark (Finding Nemo)

Personal life
Dargue is known as school as “The Unit” for how he asserts dominance with his powerful (But creepy) run.

Dargue has two older brothers (Scottathon and Jonny) who he will always be in their shadow of.

In post 2018 Dargue was rumoured to be in an relationship with an un-names mistress. Mikey announced he was in a courteous and loving relationship with a girl who he “adores” and he loves to “canoodle” while performing the “Netflix and Chill” (Guessing that’s some sort of euphemism)

On an early Midsummer morning, Dargue and another accomplice backed a fragile 6 foot 2 boy in a corner of a DFDS cabin and did un-human like actions on him on their way to Amsterdam. It is rumoured that the boy was bending down to go in his bag for aftershave; until suddenly he heard expeditious foot-steps moving towards him and the ominous hushed voice “here’s Mikey”