User:Punksurfr7

The Josh Carter Story

Born on a date that will not be mentioned because there are pervs on the internet. He aint dead yet so no death date will be mentioned. This kid was a straight g throughout elementary and middle school. He had probably around 30 girlfriends in each grade. High school was where he learned a lot of things about himself. Drugs are bad mkay. And alcohol two. Maybe it was where he didn’t learn anything because he’s typing this useless fine print. But back to his life story. At the age of five, he had a serious concussion and received a scar on the back of his head, which would be referred to as later in life as the “freaky bald spot.” High school sucked for josh. He really hated it and is just ready to graduate. He wants to go to duke more than anything in his whole life. hes pretty smart if he may say so himself.

Disclaimer: hes never really had a girlfriend before, he just wanted himself to sound like a pimp as a kid. What a geek.