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Jerome Phillips

Living as an Ape-Human Sasquatch Being

Jerome was born on September 1, 1996, at the tender age of 0. He came out of the womb with his big feet first. It was from that moment that the world knew, that a new Squatch child had been born. Now, 19 years later, the Squatch Ape-Human Being roams around the harsh and firm Earth, in search of a mate, or a Papa Johns pizza.

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