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Dear Dumb Diary: The Problem With Here is That it's Where I'm From
 The Problem With Here is That it's Where I'm From is the sixth book in the Dear Dumb Diary series. It follows Jamie Kelly through her adventure with a "foreigner" from another School that might actually be prettier than Angeline.

Summary
<This book begins (like all the Dear Dumb diary books) with Jamie Kelly stating that you shouldn't be reading her diary. After this we get to the beginning of Jamie's ordeal where she tells her diary she's trying to form an accent. After one day in english when they need to make a project about forms of writing and she gets paired with Angeline, the resident prettiest girl in school and chronic 'Blondewad', she tells her diary they're shipping kids from Wodehouse Middle school to nearby schools Mackerel Middle being one of them because something 'went stinkfully wrong with the ventilation system or something'. In English she gets to meet one of these foreigners and finds that she is even prettier than Angeline. Her name is Colette and she has charisma, charm, beauty, and doesn't even have the advantage of being blonde! Jamie finds a way to befriend Colette and Isabella, Jamie's delinquent-behaviored best friend of all time, is immediately entranced by her ways of getting revenge on mean older brothers.